June 2011
that awkward moment when all the pretty people on tumblr start to say they're ugly..
and im like: “What the FUCK am I then?!”
Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort does in his spare time. Well, sometimes he:
DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs…
Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits…
Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though…
Practices his game face…
Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter…
Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks…
And hones his skills in the art of seduction…
Bummed...
…to the point where not even Tumblr interests me anymore.
The distraction of buying new shoes, earrings, books, etc. only lasts for so long. I don’t know why I waste so many tears on someone who doesn’t deserve them.
Clocks/Chicago
Coldplay vs. Sufjan Stevens
“Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens and “Clocks” by Coldplay played over each other.
The feeling you get when you're having a bad day but someone still pisses you off.
Let's all take a minute to appreciate how fucking sexy Tom Felton is with these sexual Harry Potter innuendos
couldnt not reblog (:





























